"This lard ass girl isn't smashing these records without cheating. Get real."
Tyler
Public Instagram Comment
"I could hop on a neighbor's bike and flip flops and could be faster than your unathletic self."
Someone's burner account
Public Instagram comment
"Go fuck yourself."
A medium sized anti-car Instagram account
"[I] feel bad for your husband. He should have found a model."
Anonymous
Public Instagram Comment
"Just a friendly reminder that the average 15-year-old boy would physically dominate the average female with ease. Like it wouldn't even be difficult. This is why these women tried to assert their dominance over men by 'taking their Strava crown.'"
Jason
Public Instagram Comment
"My favorite part about women's trying to compete with men is you'll never make the same amount of money as us so yes please do work harder for less money. Do what you want with this information. Have a great day."
